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    Нов поглед към квантовата механика

    Такам... нека да разкажа една интересна, ако бих могъл така да кажа, история.
    Седим си аз и една колежка пред 212Е, караме си дупка.. ъъ лекция* ОК, седнали сме си на парното и най-блажено се топлим... и изведнъж от някъде се появи някакъв усмихнат чичко на около 50-60години.
    Той: извинете, може ли за момент? Можете ли да ми направите една услуга?
    аз: ами зависи, каква е?
    той: ами искам да ви подаря книга - "Теории, идеи и разсъждения по КВАНТОВА МЕХАНИКА" (<-!!!)
    (При което аз бях леко *ъъъъ 'кво?!*)
    аз: аааами.. ние сме компютрърни системи и технологии.. ние не учим квантова механика (слава богу), но добре, ще я дадем на някой който иам интерес...
    той: благодаря Ви.
    аз: ъм... а защо ни я подарявате? в смисъл, какъв е повода?
    той: всичко това е обяснено в листите, общто взето това са теории оспорващи повечето закони, написани от мен.
    аз: ахам... а вие сте писателят, така ли?
    той: да, аз съм.
    След което аз се зачетох из листите... и ъм.. първо да вмъкна, че те са написани на печатна машина... 20тина ксерокопирани страници, заглавията им са от типа на "най-голямото престъпление с/у човечеството", "целувката на Юда", "Планът на Хитлер", писано е и за Айншайн, а също така и за талибаните (какви са, що са, за какви се мислят те) както и за християните, юдейзма, и.. т.н. ... и ест. подкрепено с добри факти от математиката и физични закони (например че 0 = 5 + 5 )

    Отворих ест. и дяволско злокобно червеникавата му книга... до тук вече си мислех, че това е някаква сектантска сатанистка книга... Не знам до колко съм прав, но вече знам, че -4 е = на +4, тъй като повдигнати на квадрат дават едно и също-> 16!
    Има.. доста.. интересни.. теми... интересен поглед в/у.... абсолютно всичко...

    Ето снимка на някой от листите и малко страници от книгата:


    Та, поуката е, да би мирно седяло в лекция при доц. Тянев, не би книга видяло!
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    Quote Originally Posted by duladin View Post
    Wtf is that, you don't have printers in Bulgaria, that book looks like it came out of some typewriter

    I know, it was so strange indeed
    Quote Originally Posted by Myriad View Post
    Damn, Bulgarians are planning to take over the world again with their scary books and math, to create a plan for world domination.
    true
    Quote Originally Posted by pepitasev View Post
    sqrt -5^2 != sqrt 5^2 because:
    sqrt 5^2= &plusmn 5 and sqrt -5 = &plusmn 5.


    Well, let me post you an english explanation of what you are seeing:

    [17:05:22] Bloo: today i met a very strange man ..
    [17:05:30] Bloo: i wrote about it on my FB page, doh in bulgarian.
    [17:05:32] milambar: I dont remember meeting you
    [17:05:39] Bloo: no, he was way stranger than you.
    [17:05:49] milambar: :O
    [17:05:52] Bloo: i was mining my own business, warming my ass at school
    [17:06:00] Bloo: when a 50-60yo man approached me, smilingly
    [17:06:07] Bloo: he asked: hi, can you do me a favor?
    [17:06:10] Bloo: i replied: maybe, what is it?
    [17:06:22] Bloo: he said: i want to give you a book about ideas regarding the quantum physics
    [17:06:33] Bloo: i was: ... eh... but.. i am.. programmer... i dont study that
    [17:06:44] Bloo: doh i added: but sure, i'll give it to someone who wants it
    [17:06:52] Bloo: and then questioned him why he wish to give me a book
    [17:07:19] Bloo: he replied: well all is written in the pages i give you, there are explanations, but in short, i wrote this book(A3 format, 130pages) regarding all of the theories and with which i do not agree
    [17:07:27] Bloo: so he goes on bashing every quantum physics theory u could know
    [17:07:46] Bloo: so i began with the papers, explaining what the book should be about and thus find out why the fuck woul;d he give me as a gift a book
    [17:08:06] Bloo: oh and the papers, ~20, were written on a writing machine.. not PC, but on a typing machine i was.. woaah..
    [17:08:19] Bloo: so eh it begins with "the worst thing the man king ever suffered|"
    [17:08:24] Bloo: then it explained the Kiss of Judah
    [17:08:29] Bloo: then he explains about hitler's plan
    [17:08:36] Bloo: then he goes about Einstein
    [17:08:42] Bloo: then he explains who are the talibans
    [17:08:49] Bloo: and at the end he proves that 5+5 equals zero
    [17:08:58] Bloo: and his facts are mostly strange mathematical formulas
    [17:09:02] Bloo: at which i was.. stunned
    [17:09:12] Bloo: i already thought that this is some demonic cult, bashing everything\
    [17:09:17 | (17:09:18 редактирано)] Bloo: but it was just getting better
    [17:09:24] milambar: translate it to english, it'd make interesting reading
    [17:09:31] Bloo: i quickly opened his demonically red book
    [17:09:40] Bloo: and saw how he proofs that +4 is equal to -4
    [17:09:42] Bloo: and how?
    [17:09:42] Bloo: well
    [17:09:50] Bloo: lets ^ +4 and -4 by 2
    [17:09:54] Bloo: +4 ^ 2 = 16
    [17:09:58] Bloo: -4 ^ 2 = 16
    [17:10:00] Bloo: 16= 16
    [17:10:03] Bloo: thus +4 = -4
    [17:10:06] Bloo: i was: WOOOOW
    [17:10:12] Bloo: awesome logic dude!
    [17:10:23] Bloo: he then proves w/e he wishes in w/e ways he wishes xD
    [17:10:32] milambar: its correct that 4^2 and -4^2 both equal 16
    [17:10:39] Bloo: ye xD
    [17:10:44] milambar: but that doesnt mean they are the same :P
    [17:10:48] Bloo: http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/3731/looolqa.jpg
    [17:10:50] Bloo: check it xD
    [17:11:12] Bloo: he explains some theories "the kind of the aliens"
    [17:11:26] milambar: translate it
    [17:11:27] Bloo: "the monkey and the load(?)"
    [17:11:31] Bloo:
    [17:11:32] milambar: I'd love to read it
    [17:11:47] Bloo: Theories, Ideas and assumptions on Quantum Physics
    [17:11:49] Bloo:
    [17:12:01] Bloo: (-5)^2 = 25
    [17:12:04] Bloo: 25 = 5 ^2
    [17:12:07] Bloo: thus
    [17:12:13] Bloo: (-5)^2 = 5^2
    [17:12:26] milambar: so far correct
    [17:12:28] Bloo: sqrt( (-5^2) ) = sqrt(5^2)
    [17:12:31] Bloo: thus
    [17:12:33] Bloo: -5 = 5
    [17:12:41] Bloo: if you place the -5 the other way
    [17:12:45] Bloo: you get it +5
    [17:12:48] Bloo: thus
    [17:12:51] Bloo: 0 = 5+5
    [17:12:53] Bloo:
    [17:12:59] milambar: no
    [17:13:02] Bloo: this is at the bottom of the pic
    [17:13:07] Bloo: look at this dude xD
    [17:13:17] Bloo: hahaha the end is .. oh god
    [17:13:18] Bloo: hahaha
    [17:13:19] Bloo: DUDE
    [17:13:26] Bloo: he made a DEDUCTION!
    [17:13:30] Bloo: listen to it xD i now saw it
    [17:14:01] Bloo: "When we were little we were taught that adding the fingers of both of our hands we get 10 fingers, but based on the proven equation above it shows ut that we, in fract, have no fingers at all, or 0"
    [17:14:09] Bloo: oh dear god! he proves we have no fingers!
    [17:14:27] milambar: using that logic I could say -5^2 = 19 + 6
    [17:14:32] milambar: therefore -5 = 6
    [17:14:37] milambar: such bs logic
    [17:14:55] milambar: so funny
    [17:15:06] Bloo: yeh welcome to my world
    [17:15:13] Bloo: i was extremely happy to share this book with my friends
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